Cab driver just said he likes mutual masturbation in the cab. Um
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
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