So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I knew I had to get an abortion when his toddler sister came up to hug my leg and I kicked her off saying, "Get off, fucker."
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
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