: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
You would seriously think I would remember who put themselves in my phone as Burt Rynalds Moustache, but I don't. And I need to be reminded of who you are so I can give you a proper high five.
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
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