Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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