it wasn't lemon gatorade
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
giving a 30 min presentation still drunk is like giving birth, upside down in a pit of snakes while being on fire.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future�
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
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