Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
i would one night stand the shit outta him
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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