Also, i'm pretty sure i've had my birth control pill stuck in my throat since like...two pm. So i'll be practicing safe oral sex tonight.
Can't imagine what could be worse than pet-naming your penis, but I'll let it go.
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
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