Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
I bet he comes in French.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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