I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
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