And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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