You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
OHMYGOD I LITERALLY JUST FINISHED JERKING OFF AND MY MOM BUSTS IN AND HANDS ME A BABY WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN MY HOUSE JESUS H CHRIST!
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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