so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
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