i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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