This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
A milkman. But instead of milk I'm delivering marijuana. And instead of a milk truck it's an armored car.
You're a weed delivery man, in an armored car?
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
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