worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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