That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
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