I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
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