I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
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