You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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