I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
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