I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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