He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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