...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
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