guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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