I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
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