On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
no, he came in my armpit
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
Just zoned back in to real life and found myself chanting "noodle eater noodle eater noodle eater" at my parrot as he devoured a single macaroni
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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