I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
Everything about him screamed your future.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
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