and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
They took my balls.
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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