it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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