Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
Randomize
