Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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