Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
Randomize
