I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
The feeling are messing with the penis
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
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