READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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