I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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