then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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