She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
he quoted the bible to break up with me
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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