well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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