what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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