just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
Semen is not good for contacts.
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
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