I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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