yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
We named our party play list daddy issues
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
i love accidental penises.
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
The two girls sitting next to me are asking siri "Like, uh, how do you know my name?". Do I fuck with them or fuck them?
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
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