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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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