Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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