Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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