I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
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