she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
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