You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
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