As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
you didnt know i had herpes?
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
In case you wake up wondering why your eyes hurt... You were claiming to be Zeus and that mortal weapons couldn't harm you. Some chick took it as a challenge and pepper sprayed you. Sorry dude.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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