I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
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